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Divorce court is so bad that a judge heard me yelling in traffic, and now the freeway has a restraining order against me.

Divorce Jokes



Did you ever notice that you're immortal in the shower?

No matter what ails you, when you're in the shower, you're temporarily OK.

You may not know this, but the same condition exists when you take a short motorcycle ride.

During the ride, you are immortal.

I got up feeling especially lousy the other day, so I got on my bike and rode through a car wash.

Divorce Court is so bad that, illegal aliens offered to get me into their country.


Divorce Court is so bad that, Delilah was acquitted of any wrong doing in the Samson case.


Divorce Court is so bad that, a judge granted my petition to end child support because my children had grown up, and used his ruling as evidence that I could afford more SPOUSAL SUPPORT.


Divorce Court is so bad that, the Halloween Store's Domestic Violence Makeup Kit has become their biggest seller year round.


Divorce Court is so bad that, gay marriage among men is promoted so that FemiNazis can conclude that men are always the Primary aggressor.


Divorce Court is so bad that, rape has been redefined as anything that happens between a man and anybody.


Divorce Court is so bad that, Jamie Mc Court has been voted LA's Business Woman of the Year.


Divorce Court is so bad that, even my Olvera Street driver's License has been revoked.


Divorce Court is so bad that, my emergency suicide revolver didn't work for me because it had been used by six other guys.


Divorce Court is so bad that, a rose by any other name could be kept, as long as it wasn't in MY name.


Divorce Court is so bad that, though I went "armed to the teeth," my ex went "legged to the pussy."


Divorce Court is so bad that, I can't call myself a basket case. They didn't even leave me the basket.


Divorce Court is so bad that, when I told my ex "I'm leaving if I have to leave in my underwear." She said, Are you crazy?" I said back, "Okay, you can have my underwear."


Divorce Court is so bad that, my daughter said, "Blood is thicker than water. I'm going to live with MOM."