Divorce court is so bad that a judge heard me yelling in traffic, and now the freeway has a restraining order against me.
Fred Sottile Comedy
No matter what ails you, when you're in the shower, you're temporarily OK.
You may not know this, but the same condition exists when you take a short motorcycle ride.
During the ride, you are immortal.
I got up feeling especially lousy the other day, so I got on my bike and rode through a car wash.